Sunday, November 06, 2005
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Friday, November 04, 2005
Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Us Into!
Evil Bob Dole, does your stupidity know no bounds?!? Because of you, we are now both going to suffer the fate of deletion as the Burning Sub-Blogosphere implodes upon itself! The compound we now share is the only remnant of civilization left in this desolate wasteland. And even now, the temporal and gravametric stresses and torques are tearing it apart, atom by atom. I am henceforth officially abandoning the Burning Sub-Blogosphere, returning to the one place I ever truly belonged— Roboshrub Inc. My only wish is that the pain is quick, and that you don't suffer long. Farewell, my arch-enemy! We shall not meet again.
Thursday, November 03, 2005
The Burning Sub-Blogosphere Dying
All right, listen up people! We've lost our industrial sector, our informational sector, in fact we've lost ALL sectors. Over 95% of the Sub-Blogosphere is no engulfed in the twin fires of confusion and ignorance. And also in literal flame. What we're seeing here is the death of a blog. The Sub-Blogosphere just couldn't handle the gravitational stresses placed upon it by reality. Temporal necritosis is already setting in. We have one a day or two at most...
Which is just enough time for us to welcome the two newest denizens of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere, Lord Gyrobo the Awesome and Evil Bob Dole! We welcome these brave despots, who risk total destruction. Then again, they're both felons convicted of electoral fraud, so who cares?
Which is just enough time for us to welcome the two newest denizens of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere, Lord Gyrobo the Awesome and Evil Bob Dole! We welcome these brave despots, who risk total destruction. Then again, they're both felons convicted of electoral fraud, so who cares?
Monday, October 31, 2005
Situation Critical!
We've lost over 70% of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere so far. As the darkness encroaches further on the last bastions of civilization, I wonder: "How long?" How long will it be before the temporal and gravitonic stresses tear the Sub-Blogosphere apart? Most of the people have fled to the Frozen Lower Blogosphere, for it is far more stable. Those remaining behind face certain death as the Sub-Blogosphere implodes upon itself. The rate of decay is increasing exponentially; we have less than a week.
Bring a towel.
Bring a towel.
Sunday, October 30, 2005
Half the Sub-Blogosphere Collaspes!
The Burning Sub-Blogosphere suffered a major implosion a short while ago. The extreme gravitational forces that make the Sub-Blogosphere a great vacation spot are finally taking their toll. A huge column that held up the central plexus gave way, bringing down the Sub-Blogosphere's industrial sector. At the current rate of decay, the entire Sub-Blogosphere will be utterly destroyed within a fortnight.
There is no telling how the complete collapse of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere will impact the Board of Judicial Justice and Funny Hats' decision in the case of Dole V. Gyrobo. If the loser of the trial is indeed condemned to eternity here in the Sub-Blogosphere, it will be a short eternity— for there may not even be a Sub-Blogosphere before long.
There is no telling how the complete collapse of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere will impact the Board of Judicial Justice and Funny Hats' decision in the case of Dole V. Gyrobo. If the loser of the trial is indeed condemned to eternity here in the Sub-Blogosphere, it will be a short eternity— for there may not even be a Sub-Blogosphere before long.
Thursday, October 27, 2005
Stability of the Sub-Blogosphere Questioned
Following the collapse of several critical support structures, the inherent stability of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere was called into question earlier today. Due to its complete lack of infrastructure and citizenry, as well as the intense gravitational forces at work here, one wonders whether or not the Sub-Blogosphere can continue to exist. Tears are starting to form in the fabric of space and time around the Burning Sub-Blogosphere...
What hath we wrought?!?
What hath we wrought?!?
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Putting Gasoline on the Fire
Welcome, mortals- to the Burning Sub-Blogosphere! This little parcel of cyberspace will be the eternal home of one of two fools: Lord Gyrobo the Awesome, or Evil Bob Dole.
Who will rule the Burning Sub-Blogosphere with reckless abandon for infinity plus years? That's up to the people to decide. Vote!
Who will rule the Burning Sub-Blogosphere with reckless abandon for infinity plus years? That's up to the people to decide. Vote!
