Fires of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere

The Burning Sub-Blogosphere suffered a major implosion a short while ago. The extreme gravitational forces that make the Sub-Blogosphere a great vacation spot are finally taking their toll. A huge column that held up the central plexus gave way, bringing down the Sub-Blogosphere's industrial sector. At the current rate of decay, the entire Sub-Blogosphere will be utterly destroyed within a fortnight.

There is no telling how the complete collapse of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere will impact the Board of Judicial Justice and Funny Hats' decision in the case of Dole V. Gyrobo. If the loser of the trial is indeed condemned to eternity here in the Sub-Blogosphere, it will be a short eternity— for there may not even be a Sub-Blogosphere before long.