Thursday, November 03, 2005

 

The Burning Sub-Blogosphere Dying

All right, listen up people! We've lost our industrial sector, our informational sector, in fact we've lost ALL sectors. Over 95% of the Sub-Blogosphere is no engulfed in the twin fires of confusion and ignorance. And also in literal flame. What we're seeing here is the death of a blog. The Sub-Blogosphere just couldn't handle the gravitational stresses placed upon it by reality. Temporal necritosis is already setting in. We have one a day or two at most...

Which is just enough time for us to welcome the two newest denizens of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere, Lord Gyrobo the Awesome and Evil Bob Dole! We welcome these brave despots, who risk total destruction. Then again, they're both felons convicted of electoral fraud, so who cares?

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