Fires of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere

Evil Bob Dole, does your stupidity know no bounds?!? Because of you, we are now both going to suffer the fate of deletion as the Burning Sub-Blogosphere implodes upon itself! The compound we now share is the only remnant of civilization left in this desolate wasteland. And even now, the temporal and gravametric stresses and torques are tearing it apart, atom by atom. I am henceforth officially abandoning the Burning Sub-Blogosphere, returning to the one place I ever truly belonged— Roboshrub Inc. My only wish is that the pain is quick, and that you don't suffer long. Farewell, my arch-enemy! We shall not meet again.