Fires of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere

Evil Bob Dole, does your stupidity know no bounds?!? Because of you, we are now both going to suffer the fate of deletion as the Burning Sub-Blogosphere implodes upon itself! The compound we now share is the only remnant of civilization left in this desolate wasteland. And even now, the temporal and gravametric stresses and torques are tearing it apart, atom by atom. I am henceforth officially abandoning the Burning Sub-Blogosphere, returning to the one place I ever truly belonged— Roboshrub Inc. My only wish is that the pain is quick, and that you don't suffer long. Farewell, my arch-enemy! We shall not meet again.

All right, listen up people! We've lost our industrial sector, our informational sector, in fact we've lost ALL sectors. Over 95% of the Sub-Blogosphere is no engulfed in the twin fires of confusion and ignorance. And also in literal flame. What we're seeing here is the death of a blog. The Sub-Blogosphere just couldn't handle the gravitational stresses placed upon it by reality. Temporal necritosis is already setting in. We have one a day or two at most...

Which is just enough time for us to welcome the two newest denizens of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere, Lord Gyrobo the Awesome and Evil Bob Dole! We welcome these brave despots, who risk total destruction. Then again, they're both felons convicted of electoral fraud, so who cares?